This month alone has seen men dipping their balls in soy sauce in the obviously very mistaken belief that they would be able to taste the condiment with their testicles. Well, now we've learned that men have been masturbating with banana peels and it has to stop. This is the line. He hit the Internet and began "researching" new methods, whereupon he stumbled across the banana technique. We're hoping you can picture what it involves without us having to describe the act in detail. Bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, my hollow banana and I went to the bathroom to do the deed, " he continued. Perhaps then I could have spared myself the pain and humiliation. Yes, folks, this Reddit post is actually a warning to others not to make the same "mistake" he did. The teen discovered that bananas were a little, erm, juicier than he anticipated, and he ended up slipping on the grotesque mess in his bathroom and injuring his head.
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Rabbit Vibrator. Bananorama Ok, this is a great way to simulate a vagina. It almost feels like a vagina except this way is more tighter than a vagina. What you do is get a banana. Cut off the top.